i know you probably dont care, but im gonna tell you how my evening at the mall went anyway. just cuz' i feel like typing away and aggravating my sleeping carpal tunnel......
i went to the mall after work today- TARGET is the only store i had in mind. i NEEDED TWO things. makeup remover and protein bars. i usually go for regular chocolate delicacies by little debbie but now i turned to protein bars cuz if imma snack on something and get fat, i might as well try to build some muscle while i eat stuff....
anyway. i went to the mall looking like i got hit by a car. and its holiday time so u never know who you might run into. so i went to victoria secret and they let me do my make up in there. i looked like a street walker when i left but its ok. like i said. at least i didnt hit up the MAC stand right? ... so then im looking around for my mom and marce's gift.(grandma). i went looking for shoes for my mom. some sneaks. the walking work out new ones. but i liked some other reeboks for myself. 50 bucks. but they didnt have my size. company was sold out. they were tight shoes. good. i didnt need them anyway. i still look fly. j/k. no im not.
....anyway, so i didnt buy shoes. i said fuk it. my mom doesnt need sneaks either. shell probably return them anyway. cuz' thats how she is. if i get her something. shell return it or wont fuken wear it. it sux i know. but whatever. but if her son gets her a piece of junk, shell totally be all over that shit. but im not hating. its just the way the story goes...
anyway, as im walking in a daze wif my makeup all done up through the mall, i sniff some cinnabons in the air. and i stroll down to the left and head to the magical store of SEE'S candies! **side note GOD BLESS MRS. MARY SEE WHEREVER SHE MAY BE*** oh yeah! i just made a short verse... and i had 2 things in mind. SCOTCHMALLOWS AND ROCKYROAD. theyre my BFF.
im in line. they had me waiting and i couldnt wait. i got two big ass chocolates wif pecans cuz they were on the counter and i asked for one dark chocolate scotchmallow and a rockyroad. i made the mistake of asking the girl how much the mallows were a piece and she says "oh like 60 cents a piece" and since she made it sound like they were hella cheap, which they are, i bought 4 of them in case i feel sad.hahahahaha. then she says WHICH I COULDN'T BELIEVE WAS POSSIBLE, "would you like the rockyroad as a sample?!". i said HELLZ YEAH I WOULD. cuz' ive paid like up to 2 dollaz for a piece. so that immediately made my day kick ass. she smiled cuz' i felt my face light up as she asked. i didnt even make it to the end counter it was half gone. and the sick part is that i forgot i had a bunch of fucken makeup shit glitter all over my fingers but i didnt care. i was blinded by rockyroad. and i ate everybody and their moms' makeup germs at victoria secret counters. and that is a lot of moms and bitches germs.!.
then i walked to the food court. cuz before i had the chocolate, i was fantasizing about the chow mein at the chinese food place. i asked for one side. the chow mein and 2 egg rolls. cuz' thats how i roll when i eat chinese food yo. and the lady filled up the whole white damn large "to go" box of chow mein. i said fuk it. and ate the whole damn thing. i couldnt stop. not even after a kid i see at work was all "ms diana! hi" it was all over my face. like a werewolf. and im sure that magical sweet and sour sauce looked like blood all over my cheeks.
then i headed to my nemesis store. hot topic. i swear most of the crap i buy there i dont even wear. or i buy something totally useless. like today. okay. i bought earrings and rosaries. yeah i know. and im not even catholic. i believe in the TAO go figure. j/k. im hella catholic. amen bitches. anyway, i went to toxic? i think thats what its called. i already felt the chinese food acting up. the guy at the store was cool. i dont know why but i can talk to anyone. about random stuff. this kid was totally cool. he even knew my kangaroos had pockets. *. i bought a rage shirt. and more fucken earrings. but cool ones.
okay my rant is almost over. i headed to target to get the 2 things i needed. got them. along with my moms gift too. NOBODY TELL HER, ILL BE PISSED. IT TOOK A LOT OF THOUGHT. i got her two nutcrackers. she needs one. the other day, i swear, i go to the kitchen cuz' i kept hearing some banging noise. my mom cracked like a big ass bag of walnuts with a i dont even know with what the fuck. A WHOLE BAG! LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE LIKE A POUND. my mom has mad skillz. so i got her Joseph and Mary nutcrackers. yeah i know totally random right? who wouldve thought theyd have them as nutcrackers at target? certainly not the real biblical Joseph and Mary..Mary even has a baby jesus in her nutcracker hands. word.
OH! and you know what i had never seen?!?!?!?!!??! an elevator/ escalator for carts!!!!! shopping cart elevators!!!! WTF?! that shit is so awesome! i didnt even have a cart but it made me want to go get one just so i can mess with the thing. you know what i wanna see? and escalator for strollers. now that would be cool.
**the nuts***
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