Wednesday, December 16, 2009

i cant move

los chicos aventura- ancias de amarte

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

ewf

thats the way of the world- earth wind and fire

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

thanksgiving

i dont know what to say except thanks. and thats it.

Monday, October 26, 2009

FUCK LOU DOBBS! FIRE HIS ASS FROM CNN!!!

FIRE HIS ASS FROM CNN!!!

CONTACT CNN HERE! BOYCOTT PRODUCTS ADVERTISED ON CNN AND DONT WATCH UNTIL HE'S OUT!!!!

" Did you notice an error on CNN TV? Click here here to let us know!
yeah i did cnn- lou dobbs!

in the words of geOrge lopez, "FUCK THAT PUTO!"


COMPLAIN HERE

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Michael Jackson on The Simpsons

The episode, called “Stark Raving Dad,” was the premiere episode of the third season of “The Simpsons on Sept, 19, 1991. Mr. Jackson lent his voice to the episode, though he was not originally credited.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson.wow.dead.

RIP ... what a loss of a musical god.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

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Herbert Baglione - from "The Run Up"

this is beautiful- the words- the music- the expressions- the feelings

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

and i'm not supposed to be bitter?!

its 1142 currently, grandma just got picked up like around 1115 pm or so. Does anyone think that is right of a time for an 85 year old woman to be waiting to be picked up by her son???!!!! goddammit! he was at a fucken party. meanwhile, Marci's freaking out..... FUCKEN ASSHOLES!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

my family simpsonized!


































me,bro,dad.mom,and most importantly- grandma marcelina!!! make your own simpsons avatar (character) here

Sunday, February 8, 2009

stress rant

i swear alzheimers disease is a fucking nightmare. its soooo stressful to deal with- and no matter how much you try to be patient - it really makes you wanna go get wasted. for real man. last night my grama got up like 4 times- she tried 15 , and i had to hold her down..i love my grama to death but i had to be at work at 9am!- VALGAME EL SENOR JESUCRISTO! its difficult- me and my family- the ones that help- mind you- are on fucken edge yo. the other night she wanted to get up at 3am to go check on her chickens cuz' people were gona stel them, she thinks were in michoacan dude.....
she kept saying to call my grampa on the phone to pick her up earler cuz' the voices tell her that a cow killed my uncle- that fucken cow has killed my uncle so many times-hes fine, in mexico... anyway....

so earlier she wanted me to call my grampa so he can pick her up and take her home- hes been dead for like 2months now- if we tell her hes dead- shell forget like in two seconds- anyway, so i call my grampa- but my brothers on the other line pretending to be him- the shit we gotta do because we love her....
so im sitting there with "marci"- my grama , and i hear my brother talking like my grampa- it was fucken hilarious- i started choking- cuz it was so funny! i almost died- thats how bad i was choking!...but my grama aint stupid- she figured out it wasnt my grampa- she said it was some "cabron " that was there.. omigod- and its only gonna get worse
poor marci...

"..you can try the best you can, you can try the best you caaaaan, the best you can is good enough.."

Saturday, January 10, 2009

"its your resonsibility to get what you want"

i think i handled my grandpa's funeral pretty well. RIP Rafael Dec.22, 2008......

funny story.... i sent an email a few weeks ago cuz' i didnt have any addresses,and i got a reply from this homeless man that i used to chill with- he was cool and clean, he has a dvd player and everything, but lives in his kidnapper van...anyway so he emailed me back (yeah he has email too-don't ask..) and this is what he said...

"..what are you homeless like me ?? if you need to move in with mein my van you can it would be warmer then out side or in a little caror ???
what have you been doing where are you ???????????????
I tried to email you several times but no answers ... I was think you must have hit it big as a artist and moved to spain or where everthey all are ..."

aaaahhhhhh thanks dude.i'll keep that in mind... i thought that was cool of him....anyway i thought that was kinda funny.

okay so its like 10 days later in the year so heres some goals- goals cuz' i ain't really into making lists n' shit so here it is in random order (but not just for this year- for whenever):

Work at see's candies (and eat all the #26 Scotchmallow chocolates and quit)

Visit New York, Florida, Hawaii, Yosemite, Jamaica, Brazil, Yucatan,Africa (of course), Japan,Egypt, India, Southern Mexico, Morocco.....

Go to the White House while Obama is in office

Drink less Root Beer and eat less cheese and bacon

Make more paintings

Apply to get my MFA (which is really hard to get accepted to a good school because its based on your art work- they dont give a fuck who or what you know)

Learn to skateboard (im too old though)

Learn to surf (i cant fucken swim so im screwd)

Karaoke more often cuz' its hella fun

Eat less chocolates

Comb my hair more often

Do some sit ups (maybe three at least?)

Dont let my bicepts get too outta control big (hee hee hee yeah right- I'm weak son!)
oh check out this fool:

CHALES!!!!!

Be more organized- maybe keep a planner

Keep watching COPS till' I die !!!!!

Have my own house

Be Married with Children

Paint my car candy purple and airbrush Prince on the hood....that would be the awesomest!


(but not this picture)

Oh and learn how to tune my classic acoustic*