mall wrath

i know you probably dont care, but im gonna tell you how my evening at the mall went anyway. just cuz' i feel like typing away and aggravating my sleeping carpal tunnel......



i went to the mall after work today- TARGET is the only store i had in mind. i NEEDED TWO things. makeup remover and protein bars. i usually go for regular chocolate delicacies by little debbie but now i turned to protein bars cuz if imma snack on something and get fat, i might as well try to build some muscle while i eat stuff....



anyway. i went to the mall looking like i got hit by a car. and its holiday time so u never know who you might run into. so i went to victoria secret and they let me do my make up in there. i looked like a street walker when i left but its ok. like i said. at least i didnt hit up the MAC stand right? ... so then im looking around for my mom and marce's gift.(grandma). i went looking for shoes for my mom. some sneaks. the walking work out new ones. but i liked some other reeboks for myself. 50 bucks. but they didnt have my size. company was sold out. they were tight shoes. good. i didnt need them anyway. i still look fly. j/k. no im not.



....anyway, so i didnt buy shoes. i said fuk it. my mom doesnt need sneaks either. shell probably return them anyway. cuz' thats how she is. if i get her something. shell return it or wont fuken wear it. it sux i know. but whatever. but if her son gets her a piece of junk, shell totally be all over that shit. but im not hating. its just the way the story goes...



anyway, as im walking in a daze wif my makeup all done up through the mall, i sniff some cinnabons in the air. and i stroll down to the left and head to the magical store of SEE'S candies! **side note GOD BLESS MRS. MARY SEE WHEREVER SHE MAY BE*** oh yeah! i just made a short verse... and i had 2 things in mind. SCOTCHMALLOWS AND ROCKYROAD. theyre my BFF.



im in line. they had me waiting and i couldnt wait. i got two big ass chocolates wif pecans cuz they were on the counter and i asked for one dark chocolate scotchmallow and a rockyroad. i made the mistake of asking the girl how much the mallows were a piece and she says "oh like 60 cents a piece" and since she made it sound like they were hella cheap, which they are, i bought 4 of them in case i feel sad.hahahahaha. then she says WHICH I COULDN'T BELIEVE WAS POSSIBLE, "would you like the rockyroad as a sample?!". i said HELLZ YEAH I WOULD. cuz' ive paid like up to 2 dollaz for a piece. so that immediately made my day kick ass. she smiled cuz' i felt my face light up as she asked. i didnt even make it to the end counter it was half gone. and the sick part is that i forgot i had a bunch of fucken makeup shit glitter all over my fingers but i didnt care. i was blinded by rockyroad. and i ate everybody and their moms' makeup germs at victoria secret counters. and that is a lot of moms and bitches germs.!.



then i walked to the food court. cuz before i had the chocolate, i was fantasizing about the chow mein at the chinese food place. i asked for one side. the chow mein and 2 egg rolls. cuz' thats how i roll when i eat chinese food yo. and the lady filled up the whole white damn large "to go" box of chow mein. i said fuk it. and ate the whole damn thing. i couldnt stop. not even after a kid i see at work was all "ms diana! hi" it was all over my face. like a werewolf. and im sure that magical sweet and sour sauce looked like blood all over my cheeks.



then i headed to my nemesis store. hot topic. i swear most of the crap i buy there i dont even wear. or i buy something totally useless. like today. okay. i bought earrings and rosaries. yeah i know. and im not even catholic. i believe in the TAO go figure. j/k. im hella catholic. amen bitches. anyway, i went to toxic? i think thats what its called. i already felt the chinese food acting up. the guy at the store was cool. i dont know why but i can talk to anyone. about random stuff. this kid was totally cool. he even knew my kangaroos had pockets. *. i bought a rage shirt. and more fucken earrings. but cool ones.



okay my rant is almost over. i headed to target to get the 2 things i needed. got them. along with my moms gift too. NOBODY TELL HER, ILL BE PISSED. IT TOOK A LOT OF THOUGHT. i got her two nutcrackers. she needs one. the other day, i swear, i go to the kitchen cuz' i kept hearing some banging noise. my mom cracked like a big ass bag of walnuts with a i dont even know with what the fuck. A WHOLE BAG! LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE LIKE A POUND. my mom has mad skillz. so i got her Joseph and Mary nutcrackers. yeah i know totally random right? who wouldve thought theyd have them as nutcrackers at target? certainly not the real biblical Joseph and Mary..Mary even has a baby jesus in her nutcracker hands. word.



OH! and you know what i had never seen?!?!?!?!!??! an elevator/ escalator for carts!!!!! shopping cart elevators!!!! WTF?! that shit is so awesome! i didnt even have a cart but it made me want to go get one just so i can mess with the thing. you know what i wanna see? and escalator for strollers. now that would be cool.

**the nuts***

simple things.

.... the other day with the kids at work was interesting and glorious at the same time.



it wasnt like a regular monday. and it wasnt manic either. (hee hee) this week were learning about iran. an iranian student requested the country. so we were drawing. and i had explained the presence of "God", infinity, geometry, and the universe in Islamic art. (yeah i know it was a lot for 5th and 6th graders to understand in 2 minutes)



anyway, we went on to drawing a geometric design. and i asked the kids to trade markers. so then one of the students says "hey this marker is called "blue lagoon"" and then the student sitting across yells "I KNOW ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?! that was the marker i was using too"... that totally made my day. i dont think i had ever heard a male 5th/6th grader say the word beautiful before. BEAUTIFUL is the word of the week for me.



On the drive back home monday night, on some street, it was night time already and in the middle of the street someone had accidentally dropped a big ass pile of papers and they were all over the street. i dont know what it was about it, but i thought the pages looked magically beautiful spreading and flying around the road as trucks and cars sped by. the pages flew wide open and twirled like they were dancing around in the cold. it was great. i wish i wouldve pulled over in the middle of the street and took video of it.

speaking of taking video, i wish i could do that to hot guys. but i think that would make me extra creepy.especially if you only meet them for like one day and they have a girlfriend. theres this guy that came outta my dreams. i just wanted to stare....

miners

vamos chile estamos aqui. la humanidad. animo.

Sabor a Mi - El Chicano

college transfer

i feel sad today.i really do.

STAR EDUCATION ART SHOW by me. Share Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 12:58am

The First Annual Children’s Art Festival 2010 Student Art Contest was held Tuesday, June 1, 2010 at the Oxnard Performing Arts Center on Hobson Way in Oxnard. The event was put on by Star Education After School Program, which is contracted by the Oxnard School District.

Art from hundreds of young local artists was displayed Tuesday where the students exposed their skills in the arts throughout their artwork and photography in the STAR After School Program. Cash and school supplies were given as prizes for artwork that was voted on by the people who attended. A hands-on science health exhibit was also on display, which encouraged attendees to explore the human body and learn about ways to help keep their bodies healthy. Several students from Robert J. Frank, Fremont and Richard B. Haydock Junior High Schools offered their rock band skills by performing several rock songs to the art show audience.

“Nirvana is one of my favorite bands!” Noe from Haydock Junior High, who plays the bass exclaimed.

STAR Education is a service offered free of charge to parents in order to further help their children excel in their education. The after school program helps the students that attend, not only with homework, but also offers “Enrichment Classes” that teach: foreign language classes, science, music, photography, art, drama, rock band, gymnastics, dance, cooking and computer classes. This program has been a part of the Oxnard School District since 2006.

“Since 1986, STAR Education has been a leader in educational after-school programming for students throughout California. What began twenty-three years ago with one school in West Los Angeles has expanded into a large-scale organization, employing 1000 extraordinary professionals, and servicing an incredible 179 schools in 44 school districts during the 2008-2009 academic year! STAR is dedicated to providing innovative, high-quality programs for children that excite, inspire and educate. Student achievement is illustrated within the classroom through improved academic performance and substantial California State Test (CST) score increases at levels only STAR can boast. Students exhibit developmental gains, with increased self-confidence and social skills, heightened creative abilities and an enhanced approach to the world around them, which is both cerebral and unique.”

STAR Education’s website (http://www.starinc.org/) states that it was “selected as a ‘Model Program’ by the White House and The U.S. Department of Education”.

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